Saturday, September 29, 2007
Friday, September 28, 2007
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Survival Guide
Isn't it amazing how survival techniques of the 70's can still be applied today in this crazy busy world??
By the way...Helmet's score on the cadaver test is a fake.
By the way...Helmet's score on the cadaver test is a fake.
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Are you worth more dead or alive??
Apparently my dead body would be worth $4440. I think I could get more if I just sold myself for parts though.
Click on the picture to see how much you're worth and come back here and leave a comment. We'll see who's worth more.
$4440.00
Click on the picture to see how much you're worth and come back here and leave a comment. We'll see who's worth more.
$4440.00
Monday, September 24, 2007
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Adventures In The Forest
Okay, so skateboarding didn't work out too well today, I guess we were a little too haggard... but we did manage to do some exploring. We met up with fellow adventurists Marcus and Ryan and went for a sweet forest excursion. Check out a few pics below.
You can find the radest stuff when you go out of bounds...
...Like caves....
...and rivers...
....and waterfalls...
Maybe you'll see some skate photos another day. Happy weekend!!!
Drinking
So today was supposed to be an epic day of blogging. I had so many rad ideas last night that I was going to remember when I woke up and post them. I'm trying to think right now of even just one, just one!!... but nothing. So I guess the point of this story is that drinking kills brain cells, dead!!
Helmet and I are gonna go skate. Maybe we'll have some pics of our haggard attempts to skate today. SHRALP!!!!!!
Helmet and I are gonna go skate. Maybe we'll have some pics of our haggard attempts to skate today. SHRALP!!!!!!
Friday, September 21, 2007
New Fad Sweeping The USA
That's right...forget about ghostriding, that was sooo 2007. The new year is going to bring us "furniture humping"!! This new fad lets you show your humping skills to possible female candidates.
Remember to check this blog frequently to stay on top of all the new trends!!
Remember to check this blog frequently to stay on top of all the new trends!!
Thursday, September 20, 2007
THIS IS CHALK !
This guys nuts... I forget his name, but he has more art just like this one. All done in chalk, fucking wicked !
Money, money, money,money....mmMMMoneYYyy!!!
In case you haven't heard, now is the time to buy. The Canadian dollar is on par with the US dollar for the first time in over 30 years.
Bellis Fair mall anybody?!?!
Imagine how many beers you could buy at a NHL game in the US for $7.50 CDN!!
Bellis Fair mall anybody?!?!
Imagine how many beers you could buy at a NHL game in the US for $7.50 CDN!!
Beer Prices Skyrocketing
So I went to the Canucks game last night, great game by the way, and I was appalled by the price of beer...$7.50 for a plastic cup of shitty Molson Canadian. So I did a bit of research and check out what I found....In all of the NHL we are ranked:
-#1 for highest average ticket price
-#1 for highest average parking price
-#4 for highest beer price
-#4 for highest hotdog price
-#4 for highest hat price
I didn't know that Vancouverites made that much cash that we can afford to be one of the highest priced teams in the leagues for fan cost index...see for yourself.. http://www.teammarketing.com/fci.cfm?page=fci_nhl_06-07.cfm
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
WHAT!?!?
I don't know what you're talking about Helmet....I'd totally pay $61 US for this piece of garbage...NOT!!
Or wait...what about $5000 US for this disgusting pile of balls...
Or wait...what about $5000 US for this disgusting pile of balls...
New Poll
Check it out....we posted a poll. I think it's a good one to start the polling. Top right corner of the page. VOTE or DIE!!
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Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Monday, September 17, 2007
The Picture Below
Helmet,
You forgot to add a caption for the trick you're doing. Sick varial heelflip broseph!!
You forgot to add a caption for the trick you're doing. Sick varial heelflip broseph!!
Im Lucky
So once and a while I get a phone call and they say that I've won something. Its a total scam... but today in the mail I recieved this envelope.
It came from Montreal for fuck snakes ~! and it has Important and Domestic Time Delivery on it.... looks pretty good, looks like I have won a Million fucking bucks !
But heres the inside, its fucking retarted ! They use a stamp to sign the finance directors name ! And dont bother reading anything it comes with a holigram "Prize Decoder Card "! Easy, send the envelope titled NO, or YES. for a million fucking dollars !
THE END.
Summer Ends Jam
Check out the Underworld demo at the skate plaza downtown. Pretty sick on video but being there made me really dizzy. Dudes were just hitting each obstacle one after another non-stop. Mezmorizing!
Sunday, September 16, 2007
TORQ
Its on. Nolte now has torq and it is so rad that even I can beat match Daft Punk songs ! holla ! loops.
This is the photo of our rad setup in the laboratory.
Intro blogness
Welcome to Shralp Blog!!!
We thought we should put up something super awesome for the first blogspot so i'll take this opportunity to tell you how smart I am.
When we went to www.blogspot.com to start this blog it redirected us to www.blogger.com which was all in Japanese. Neither of us can read Japanese so this was to be a difficult mission. Helmet gave up like a quitter so I stepped up to the plate and hit a homerun right into the lake behind the stadium. I was smart enough to move the mouse cursor over all the links until I saw one with a URL containing "language". I then proceeded to change the language to English and here we are...at Shralp Blog. Good story hey?!? more to come in the near future. SHRALP!!!
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