Total Shralpness

Best hockey interview ever

2010-02-23T15:01:00.000-08:00

Tired of always hearing that cliche hockey talk when players are interviewed? "Ya know...ahhh... we gave it a 110%", you know what I mean. Check this out.

Some next level shit right here

2010-02-22T12:11:00.001-08:00

I'm attempting to bring this epic blog back to life, since it's been shit on and totally abandoned like a red-headed handicapped step-child.

I bring you Die Antwoord, some serious next level shit.

VANCITY MICRO MINI MAGIC VIDEO

2008-12-29T21:39:00.000-08:00

VANCITY HAS DONE IT AGAIN ! FIRST THE TEASER.. NOW THE FULL VID ! SHRALPTACULAR !!!

Blog WHAT?!?!

2008-12-15T12:18:00.001-08:00

Oh I see, it's blame the MCE game. Who the fuck had posted the last 3 posts (or something like that)?? It's because everyone has their own blog these days... This thing has become a relic...

YOU SUCK NOLTE !

2008-12-09T23:18:00.000-08:00

right, no posts in like a month. ofcourse this blog sucks ! seems like it started sucking as soon as you put marcus incharge of this shit ! haha !

This Blog Sucks

2008-12-09T15:40:00.000-08:00

It had so much potential but now it sucks.

Justin Ashley Perry.. Total SHRALPNESS

2008-12-09T06:10:00.000-08:00

Right. So Justin decides to switch his name to Justin Ashley Perry. Wich is his name. He decides to use his full name to achieve famous status. Its working he says. And im thinkting ya. fuck it, Im Helmet. Lord Helmet!!!

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FUNBOX PHOTOSHOOT TOMORROW

2008-11-19T00:34:00.000-08:00

FUNBOX comics are in the initial stages of production tomorrow! its goin to be hot as fuck ! too bad nobody reads SHRALPBLOG. or updates this shit !

SHRALP !

Spank Rock Video's are AWESOME!

2008-10-28T09:48:00.000-07:00

From Crackle: Spank Rock Loose

projector shralpness

2008-10-17T03:25:00.001-07:00

peep the photos from my new home made projector. holla.. its sick as shit ! and twice as ghetto !

this is the ghetto contraption !!! more paper then LCD

the wall with flash on camera

with out flash

wide angle baby ! WALL-E !
popcorn and beer, peep the movies at my place !

Hidden messages

2008-10-14T11:38:00.001-07:00

Dick art?

It's Terminating Time

2008-10-12T14:03:00.000-07:00

Arnold for Obama??

Reminisce

2008-10-10T14:53:00.000-07:00

I don't know about you, but I used to play this game soo much. My favorite title on Genesis.

Epic Failure

2008-10-06T17:14:00.001-07:00

One Of The Best Rap Songs Ever...

2008-10-02T11:29:00.001-07:00

....

Whos laughing now !

2008-09-25T18:08:00.000-07:00

Design your own board and sell it!

2008-09-24T13:07:00.000-07:00

Check out http://www.deckpeck.com

You can design your own board and sell it. There are no minimums, just upload your design and thats it!

"Vagina, it's important, it makes things happen"

2008-09-23T16:24:00.000-07:00

Check out Eric Koston's remix of Furby's Berrics video....great song choice....maybe Koston should consider editing more videos???
Check out www.theberrics.com for more great shit.

Sean smacks his bitches up

2008-09-18T16:06:00.000-07:00

This is awesome, Sean Connery telling Barb how it is. Sean keeps his women in line!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Call this number and speak to Norway

2008-09-17T16:17:00.000-07:00

Call +4790369389 to speak to all of Norway! Well to Dalsford, Norway.

Ok here it is, there is this Telemegaphone standing in some random valley in Western Norway. The purpose of this tower is to project a caller's voice (or whatever is coming through the line) out onto the entire massive valley below it. So it's pretty much the most random thing ever built and probably a complete waste of money, in either case i'm calling this biatch!

You can only get through if it's not busy and if it there is wind blowing through the valley since it's a self-powered telephone-answering-pole machine. Oh yea, the pole's name is Dale...

Riding the Zonday train

2008-09-17T10:33:00.000-07:00

Never knew they made a Zonday video game... Just trying to re-hash his fame, he's obviously super talented and shouldn't be forgoten about!

Chocolate Rain....

2008-09-16T15:58:00.000-07:00

I think I want a Tay Zonday tattoo...

If you need a refresher on who Tay Zonday is watch this video....

Plan B's New Web Campaign

2008-09-15T11:30:00.000-07:00

Check out this awesome online ad campaign from Plan B. No, not the skateboard company, the morning after pill company (plan B, what a great name for a morning after pill).

People can go on the their website and enter their own taglines. Check out some winners that I found. (click on the photos to go to their website and have some fun of your own).

Oldie, but translated !! SHRALP

2008-09-15T01:26:00.001-07:00

Rap Battle Gone Bad Translated - Watch more free videos

Ballin' ass door

2008-09-14T15:59:00.001-07:00

When I build my first house, this door will be the main entrance.

Confidence in your product

2008-09-14T13:08:00.000-07:00

Here is some serious trust in your product. Sledgehammer anyone? Peter Gabriel?

Who ever knew shapes could be so fun?

2008-09-11T14:45:00.001-07:00

Whoa! This is like playing with turntables except its your mouse and your mixing shapes and you don't need sound... I'm confused.

Check out this crazy game, only Germans could think of this (It may not be German at all).

http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/kal2.html

PS I'm mixing these shapes to some ridiculously good beats by Diplo, I think I'm gonna do this for while.

Cruuuuuuze

2008-09-11T11:35:00.000-07:00

Alright, my first post... I'm sure I'm expected to come out with a big banger here but I'm gonna pull out a classic. If you like this post awesome, if you don't... fuck it. I know a lot of people think good ol' Tom here is a total kook and I agree. But I also agree with his reaction in this interview. I would've knocked this reporter out, stupid humour only causes more violence. Make the world a better place, don't be an idiot.

Introducing

2008-09-11T10:31:00.001-07:00

Seeing as I only post about once a week now and Helmet posts once every two months i've decided to add a new contributor to the wonderful Shralp blog....Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with Marcus....he's a male model...and he has a lot of time on his hands to post some shit.
Let me know if his posts suck cause i'll give him the boot without a second thought. Yeah, i'm like that.

Another Episode...

2008-09-10T13:33:00.000-07:00

...by our salvia friend....I present to you....."Writing a letter to congress on salvia"

SHRALP !?!?!

Supra Blog

2008-09-10T13:24:00.001-07:00

Check it out...Supra Dist. has a blog now too and I contribute to it (hopefully more than I contribute to this one)....speaking of contributing to this blog, where the fuck is Helmet?!?!

Check out Supra's blog, click on the pic below.....

Shitter

2008-09-10T13:18:00.000-07:00

So sick setup brah....I should do this with the PS3 i'm going to any day now...any day

I'm A Model

2008-09-10T13:16:00.000-07:00

Check out the Street To Snow website....my first modeling gig....STREET TO SNOW GALLERY

Check It Out

2008-09-02T19:46:00.000-07:00

Street To Snow
3511 E. Hastings Street
Great deals on major skate, snow, and surf brands. 50-60% off suggested retail prices.
Click the photo to go to the website....

I'm With Them

2008-09-02T19:45:00.000-07:00

Gary, take note..

2008-08-26T23:29:00.000-07:00

...this is how you get in a golf cart

HAHAHA

2008-08-25T13:36:00.000-07:00

Geese hate hippies too!! His bike is pretty sweet though.

Push it to the Limits ! Turkish style !

2008-08-21T16:48:00.000-07:00

Gardening On Salvia

2008-08-19T15:43:00.001-07:00

Repost

2008-08-14T17:34:00.000-07:00

I think I posted this a while ago but it deserves another post.

Fourstar Frenzy

2008-08-11T18:10:00.000-07:00

Here are some pics from the Fourstar demo at PoCo park last Thursday. It was a pretty killer demo until the cops made us pour our beer out. Check Supradistribution.com for more photos from Vancouver and the other spots on the tour.

Brian Anderson - 360 Flip

Rick Howard - Boardslide to Switch Smith Grind, Drop In

Andrew Brophy - Bluntslide

Sean Malto - Nollie Kickflip

Matix Lord of the Lines Vancouver

2008-08-06T15:42:00.000-07:00

Here's a couple photos I took at the Lord of the Lines contest over the weekend. Click on the images to see a gallery full wonderful LOTL photos taken by yours truly....

TOMORROW!!!!!!! POCO PARK!!!!!!!!!!

2008-08-06T15:41:00.000-07:00

Lakai's Newest Team Rider

2008-08-05T15:48:00.000-07:00

He drives the van.....

Mr. T is Back....With A Mean Growl Too!!!!

2008-07-31T17:08:00.001-07:00

Thanks for the link Gary!

If The Clothes Make The Man.....

2008-07-30T18:06:00.000-07:00

.....then do tight clothes make the man a homosexual??? These guys think so

BIKES!?! Shralp

2008-07-30T16:52:00.000-07:00

HUH!?!? Shralp !!!!

2008-07-30T15:10:00.000-07:00

Sean Malto is amazing...this is his part from the new Transworld video...hopefully you see this before it gets removed.

Look our for Malto on the Fourstar "North Of Everything Tour" this August. I'll be there...Poco Park Thursday Aug 7th, 1pm.

WTF?? Shralp to the max

2008-07-30T12:53:00.000-07:00

Check out the cover of this Australian skate mag that nobody cares about....is that one of the craziest 50-50's you've ever seen or what?!? Check out the stairs at the bottom...WTF mate??

This Car Is Sick

2008-07-29T09:04:00.001-07:00

This Car Makes Me Sick

2008-07-29T09:02:00.000-07:00

BIKES... if you cheat... dont get caught !

2008-07-29T01:31:00.001-07:00

DVS Eh to Z

2008-07-25T14:15:00.001-07:00

The DVS team is rolling through Eastern Canada right now and there are some pictures HERE and HERE.
Also, click the image below for a video.

SPORTS!?!?!

2008-07-24T09:48:00.000-07:00

Sometimes the sense of humour that sports writers have really amazes me...

BTW

2008-07-24T09:45:00.000-07:00

This was some of the best acting i've ever seen....no lies!!
See the new Batman, it's worth the $12

Remember This Guy???

2008-07-24T09:09:00.000-07:00

Sweet eh?

Strange

2008-07-17T09:05:00.000-07:00

Look what I found on Craigslist. This guy turns bicycles into motor bikes. Doesn't THIS defeat the purpose of having a bike with pedals though??

Driving On Salvia

2008-07-16T08:33:00.000-07:00

Looks like fun.....

To Mom

2008-07-15T16:25:00.000-07:00

Sorry this is a little late Mom. Happy Mother's Day

Look What Scott Made Us For Lunch....

2008-07-15T14:52:00.000-07:00

....doughnut burgs!!!! w/ bacon

Mix Business With Pleasure

2008-07-15T12:11:00.000-07:00

I love old ads. Check out that bitch's glasses!

Little People

2008-07-15T11:58:00.000-07:00

Big people vs. little people is always funny....ALWAYS!!!

BEAR

2008-07-10T23:56:00.001-07:00

hey bear, could you do something like this wrapped around my arm?

Holy Shit

2008-07-09T16:55:00.000-07:00

This is going to be the best tour in the history of tours. Koston, Carroll, Howard, Mariano.....the list goes on. PoCo park on August 7th. I'll be there....you should too.

Dead Guys Win Too!!

2008-07-09T16:45:00.001-07:00

Apparently you can be nominated for Oscars when you're dead and gone. Congrats Heath.
All Oscar talk aside though, this movie is going to be insane. I'm so filled with anticipation, I feel like a little kid.
Click on the photo for the story...

More Japanese War Relics

2008-07-08T15:25:00.000-07:00

Check out this sweet WW2 Japanese propaganda poster. "The Americans and British are the devils, they will eat your flesh while wearing patriotic underwear"...

Ready...Aim....Say Cheese

2008-07-08T15:22:00.000-07:00

Check out this sweet camera that would get you arrested if you took it out in public. It's from the World War 2 era. It's japanese...duh.

Condoms

2008-07-05T10:34:00.000-07:00

This commercial should be played in sex ed classes at school....

In the Spirit..

2008-07-03T10:55:00.000-07:00

...of Euro 2008 and soccer and crap, check out this sweet bottle opener that Gary found. Ronaldhinio!!!!
It's too bad that the 3 people that actually check this blog have already seen this picture...oh well.

Poor Soder.....

2008-06-29T15:20:00.000-07:00

.....owes me $20 for Spain's win over Germany....I don't know why anybody would bet against Fernando Torres....oh well, better luck next time Soder.

OWNED !!! shralp

2008-06-24T16:56:00.000-07:00

Broken Skateboard Has Last Laugh - Watch more free videos

So Sick Shralp

2008-06-24T10:25:00.001-07:00

I saw a dude wearing this shirt the other day...he looked like a loser but this shirt made him a little bit cool

Stuntin Hard

2008-06-23T12:32:00.001-07:00

You don't have to have the tightest whip to ball out of control...

SHRALP

Gay Zombies

2008-06-20T09:15:00.000-07:00

I'd go see this movie...

As Good As It Was In 97'

2008-06-18T14:54:00.000-07:00

The Koston 1 is back and it's as good as ever...bulky shoes haven't been my style of choice for quite a while but I figured i'd get nostalgic and try skating this throwback...turns out bulky shoes with air bubbles reduce the impact on your feet, who would've known?? Go grab yourself a pair of these amazing Lakai's...

Here's the original ad from when Es first released the shoe. Thanks to Lakai for brining it back.

This Guy Owes Me $30!!!

2008-06-18T10:14:00.000-07:00

Shralp this Prod !

2008-06-18T03:16:00.001-07:00

PRod Shralp

2008-06-17T16:40:00.000-07:00

Check it out...PRod shralping the Tswassen park...kickflip frontside nosegrind....

SHRALP JET PACK

2008-06-17T02:52:00.000-07:00

Peep this shit ! Jet Pack Man
Who wants to go in on getting one of these

Beach Spot Shralp

2008-06-16T21:40:00.000-07:00

Photo by Jerrek. Skating by Helmet. Rail by Beach Spot

Amazing Soccer Shralp

2008-06-16T11:49:00.000-07:00

Ronaldinho is crazy....and the first part of his name is Ronald...how sweet is that?

Is There A Theme Here?

2008-06-13T15:04:00.001-07:00

I guess the theme of this Friday is dead beat parents subjecting their children to horrible situations....check out THIS article (this ones actually kinda funny).

What the...???

2008-06-13T14:58:00.000-07:00

Strippers....train em' while they're young I guess? Look at all the weirdos throwing money at her. I don't even know what to say about this video. Thanks for sending this creepy video Marco.

Ants, Piranhas...What's The Difference??

2008-06-13T08:31:00.000-07:00

These ants totally shralp this lizard...

Holy Shralp!?!

2008-06-12T08:45:00.000-07:00

This little bro is hilarious....

NOLTE HAS COMPETITION

2008-06-11T14:34:00.000-07:00

SHRALP

Weed Bro!!

2008-06-11T12:30:00.000-07:00

Sorry about the lack of posts lately...I was too baked

It's Gon' Rain!!!

2008-05-30T08:41:00.000-07:00

Check out THIS site that Matt Soder sent me. Ollie will tell you the weather in your area. "Everybody looks like ants!!!"

Weather Forecast

2008-05-29T10:02:00.001-07:00

Here's Ollie Williams with your weather forecast

LOL Gays

2008-05-29T09:45:00.000-07:00

Hahaha...spray paint is hilarious

Subject of the new tee

2008-05-27T17:58:00.000-07:00

SHINTARO KAGO

THIS SHITS FUCKING NUTS !

Here's Your First Mistake....

2008-05-26T08:35:00.000-07:00

....you just told everybody about your secret spy unit..Canada sets up new military spy unit

HYPE!! SHRALP!!

2008-05-23T14:39:00.000-07:00

These boards are sick!!! Click on the photo to see a bigger image.
Get yours now at VanCity Skateboards before they're all gone.

TOTAL SHRALPNMSS

2008-05-22T17:51:00.001-07:00

This Is Serious

2008-05-21T10:38:00.001-07:00

Don't laugh, this is some serious shit. No matter how funny you may think it is, don't laugh.

Mmm, Mmm Good!

2008-05-20T23:05:00.000-07:00

This specialty doesn't sound very apetizing

Sick Ink Brah!!!

2008-05-16T09:37:00.000-07:00

Wow, this really shows dedication to shit eating and the love of dick.

Diamond in the Rough

2008-05-14T11:32:00.000-07:00

Why would somebody throw this out?!?! This is a total gem of a book. You should see the pictures inside and all the sweet raps to open and close the book. There's also an amazing quotes section with winners like this; "Nobody could touch Hammer before I came along. The Iceman cometh."
Vanilla Ice touches hammers!!

Translation Please?

2008-05-12T16:28:00.001-07:00

I saw this lifeboat on the side of a cruise ship this weekend. I know what I think this translates to. What do you think?

Sickness !! John Bergsma Shralp !!

2008-05-09T17:39:00.000-07:00

This guy Rips !!!